HALF-FULL REPORT 11/08/13
It sure is good to be back home and writing the HFR. Thanks to the Date Line, flying east you can leave Australia at night and arrive in the US that morning of the same day. Today (11/08) I say goodbye to my 60s.
Tomorrow, in addition to being World Freedom Day - the 24th anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 - is the Big Seven-O for me. Yes, it's good to be home, and with my life-partner of 30 years.
I couldn't be more grateful to Jack Kelly, who so sturdily manned the HFR ramparts in my absence, and to Mae, who graciously filled in for him. Thanks so much to you both!
Let's get started. I'm not sure who's the week's Hero (who do you suggest?), but it's clear who's the Jerk of the Week, a jerk named Robert Sarvis, the Democrats' stalking horse in Virginia who conned the Libertarian Party into nominating him and cost Ken Cuccinelli the governorship.
In other election news, Governor Fatso was reelected in New Jersey, and promptly dubbed The Elephant Man by TIME Magazine. I just got off the phone with my buddy Jack Abramoff, who explained why Christie the Rinocrat scares him: