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REDNECK WOMAN

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Last night (5/21) on Fox News, while denouncing the historical and geographical ignorance of America’s "temporary leader," Sarah Palin revealed that she wants her cell phone ringtone to be country star Gretchen Wilson’s Redneck Woman.

Wilson campaigned for Palin and performed at her campaign rallies in 2008 – and will do so again next year. 

Nothing quite epitomizes Palin’s appeal to Americans like this song.  The fundamental dividing line of political power, of freedom vs. fascism in America today, is not between Democrats and Republicans.  It is between the Court Party and the Country Party.

This distinction between our ruling elite and the rest of us was originated by Princeton professor Angelo Codevilla in 2009 in a short article entitled Who The Hell Do They Think They Are?

As Codevilla, and Jack Kelly in Palin Country (July 2009), explain, Sarah Palin is the leader of the Country Party, which is why she stands such a good chance to win the White House in 2012.

Court Party America has been working hysterically to convince everyone that Palin is unpopular, she’s stupid, she doesn’t stand a chance, blah blah.  Here’s the reality:

Country Party America is going to fall in love with Palin to such an extent that the fervor for her in 2012 will exceed the fervor for Zero in 2008 (which is lost for him and can never be recovered).

One way to get this is to watch and listen to Gretchen Wilson’s Redneck Woman – and ask yourself, what other presidential candidate would have the nerve to embrace this song that spits in the face of the Power Establishment? 

And it’s much more than nerve.  This is what Palin really feels, she is the genuine article, the Real McCoy, which is why she connects with real folks like no one else.  Her nads are bigger than most any man’s.[1]

So here you go.  Be sure and have your speakers or headphones cranked up and prepare to boogie.  You’ll be hearing it a lot next year – and at the Inaugural Ball on January 20, 2013.

 

Redneck Woman lyrics

Well, I ain’t never been the Barbie Doll type
No, I can’t swig that sweet champagne,

I’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or honky tonk

Or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I’ve got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait

Some people look down on me, but I don’t give a rip
I’ll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

‘Cause I’m a redneck woman,
I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raising,

I say, "Hey y’all" and "Yee-haw!"

I keep my Christmas lights on,
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song

So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big ‘Hell yeah’ from the redneck girls like me,

Hell yeah!  Hell yeah!

Victoria’s Secret, well their stuffs real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-Mart shelf half price
I’ll still look sexy, just as sexy
As those models on TV
No, I don’t need no designer tag to make my man want me

Well, you might think I’m trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I’m just the girl next door

Hey, I’m a redneck woman,
I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raising

I say, "Hey y’all" and "Yee-haw!"

I keep my Christmas lights on,
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song

So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big ‘Hell yeah’ from the redneck girls like me,

Hell yeah!  Hell yeah!

I’m a redneck woman,
I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raising,
I say, "Hey y’all" and "Yee-haw!"

I keep my Christmas lights on,
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol’ Bocephus song

So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big ‘hell yeah’ from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah
Hell yeah, I said Hell yeah!
 


[1]  Just so you know:  anatomically, a woman’s two ovaries are gonads – organs that produce haploid (for half) cells containing 23 chromosomes meant to combine with another haploid in sexual reproduction for the full complement of 46 – as are a man’s testicles.  Thus women have gonads just like a man.