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The 1989 comedy Weekend at Bernie’s features two employees invited to their boss’ beach house for the weekend who, upon arriving, discover Bernie, their boss, has been killed.

Learning that Bernie has ordered their deaths to cover up his embezzlement, with orders to refrain from killing them if he is around, they attempt to convince people that Bernie is still alive. They spend the weekend propping dead Bernie up on the beach. Thus we have today: