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MENTAL FITNESS EVALUATION

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This test is to ascertain the level of your mental fitness. Not how smart you are, but how clearly you think.

There are 4 test questions.  Getting them all correct means you have superb mental clarity – as superb as Donald Trump pretends he has.

If you get none of them correct, you have no mental clarity at all, which is what Donald Trump actually has.  You should consider an MRI scan of your brain to see what’s not functioning.

So here we go.  Give each question effortful thought before answering.  Try to get at least one of them right.


1. Giraffe  Test

How  do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Please stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you  scroll down.

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The  correct answer:   Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

2. Elephant  Test

How  do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

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Did you say, Open the  refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong. 

Correct Answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous action

 

3. Lion King Test

The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend … except  one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct  Answer:  The  Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you  did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. Crocodile  Test

There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage it?
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Correct  Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Haven’t you been paying attention?  All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Democrats they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct  answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Democrats do not have the brains of a four-year-old.  The extent to which this applies to Trump supporters, however, remains as of yet inconclusive.

Feel free to test this on all of your smart friends.