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A VERY SECURE PLACE

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During a recent White House press conference, Jim Acosta hollered from the press corps,

“Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?”

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders cooly responded, “We’ve found a very secure place and I’m certain they won’t be found.”

“And just where is that?” Acosta asked sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration… Next question?”