CINCO DE REALIDAD
By now, I hope you are recovered enough from too many cheap tequila margaritas celebrating "Cinco de Mayo" last night to handle a dose of la realidad - reality.
Cinco de Mayo is a phony tradition, a joke on los gringos, then exploited as a marketing gimmick by Mexican restaurant chains. So at TTP, our tradition on or about May 5th is to explain la verdad, the truth.
Which is, to begin with: Nobody in Mexico cares about May 5th. Only we, us gringos, pretend to. For if you ask just about any reveler at the nearest Pancho Villa's Cantina or some such Mexican-themed bar anywhere in the US, just what is being celebrated on May 5th, you'll get either a blank stare or "It's their July 4th " ignorance.
So first the real history. Then the reality - the horrific reality of how the fascists of the American Left are using Mexico to destroy their own country. Their treasonous "Immigration Reform Bill" currently proposed by a Senate "Gang of Eight" is the latest example.