TEARS OF SNOWFLAKES
Cheer up, American Millennials!
I mean, seriously, CHEER UP!
Oh, I know you’ve had a rough week ever since Donald Trump won the election.
Now it’s time to get a grip.
STOP crying.
STOP taking personal days off work to ‘process’ what happened.
STOP huddling with your equally distraught buddies in Starbucks over your Venti Iced White Chocolate Mocha.
STOP howling away on social media about how unfair life is and how it’s the end of the planet as we know it.
STOP retweeting all your favorite celebrities’ own outbursts of pique, rage and anguish.
STOP demanding the Electoral College reverse the decision in December.
In short, STOP being such a faux-tormented bunch of absolutely deluded cretins.
Want to know why Trump is going to be your next president? It’s because he is what’s called a ‘winner’.









