HALF-FULL REPORT 01/12/18
Well, well – looks like the POTUS really stepped in it according to the WaPo yesterday (1/11).
Funny how TIME’s cover earlier this week depicts Trump’s hair on fire, when it’s his libtard critics’ hair constantly on fire with his every utterance. Funny in spades how the TIME libtards thought they were ridiculing him with their caricature, when immediately Trump fans memed it into something totally cool:
So if I were in the Oval Office right now, I’d suggest he respond thusly:
“OK, not the best choice of words. Obviously my description of certain countries was inaccurate since my critics deem them wonderful places. So wonderful that, in redemption for my description, I am going to make my critics in the Fake News Media an offer too tempting to refuse.Now for a deep dive into what this is really all about.
I am going to offer them a Citizen Swap. For every one of my Fake News critics who renounces his or her citizenship in the US, moves to, lives in, and becomes a citizen of one of these wonderful countries such as Haiti or in Africa, I will take one of the best-qualified citizens of these countries and confer US citizenship upon them. Even-steven.
My Citizen Swap program is a complete win-win. My critics get to stop living in the country they hate and despise, to live in a country they admire far more – in exchange for one of that country’s people coming here. Admittedly, it is mysterious why my critics think anyone would want to leave their wonderful country, to prefer living in the America my critics believe to be so racist and evil.
I am happy to offer a Citizen Swap to any of my critics – Fake Newsers, Social Justice Warriors, those in Black Lives Matter and Antifa, those in academia with special consideration for Ivy League professors, judges on the Ninth Circuit, Rosie O’Donnell of course, virtually everyone in Hollywood and every late night show host, plus all Democrats in the House and Senate.
The only condition for them to make a Citizen Swap is that it’s irreversible. Once they stop being an American citizen and leave the country, they can’t come back. Ever. But why would they want to return to the country they hate anyway, when they’ll be so much happier in Haiti?
So again, my Citizen Swap is a win-win – a win for those who hate America and now get to leave, and most certainly a win for America who will be infinitely better off without them.”











