ROOTING FOR BLOOMIE
What is it with little guys with egos as big as their billionaire bank accounts who think they can get elected President of the United States as a third party independent?
Beats me. But while it was horrifically destructive the last time - in 1992 - it may be marvelous today. Right now, I'm rootin' for Bloomie.
Ross Perot was five-foot-six. Michael Bloomberg is maybe a half-inch taller. We owe the Clinton Presidency to Perot - the 19% of the vote he gained was mostly a protest against George H. W. Bush. If Perot had not run, Clinton would have lost. Thanks, Ross.
Now Little Mikey thinks it's his turn to come to America's rescue. I can see the ad now, Bloomie strolling along a sun-kissed beach, looking straight into the camera, and saying:
"Hi, America! I know what you're suffering from, causing you so much frustration and anxiety. You're a victim of Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. You want a cure for this terrible malady, America? Well, you're looking at it - me, Mike Bloomberg for President."