POLITICIANS NEED AN “OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY ADDICTS ANONYMOUS” PROGRAM
[This speech was delivered by Australian Senator David Leyonhjelm on the floor of the Australian Senate Chamber in Canberra on Tuesday, September 23]
My name is David and I am an OPM addict.
Actually, that is not true; I am not addicted. I might be one of the very few people in this house who is not, because addiction to OPM is a national crisis and I am surrounded by addicts.
I am not talking about the drug opium but something far more terrible. I am talking about an addiction to other people's money.
Spending other people's money on other people is what we do here. It is the worst kind of expenditure and it explains why so much public money is wasted.
An inevitable characteristic of OPM is that so many grand government plans are destined for failure. Before we can do something about our addiction to OPM, we must first acknowledge our problem. What we need is an OPM Addicts Anonymous.
Many government programs are not created because people demand them or because the market was unable to provide the services but because politicians have bought favor with OPM. Politicians are addicted to OPM because they use it to expand their influence, reward political cronies and keep their constituencies dependent on them.
The time has come to admit: Politicians pretending to be compassionate, when all they are doing is handing out other people's money, are just thieves masquerading as angels.