HALF-FULL REPORT 12/21/12
Welcome to the shortest day of the year here in the Northern Hemisphere - or, as it's also known this year, Moron Day. Today, anyone with a three-digit IQ gets to make fun of morons and retards - in particular, all the morons who panicked over Mayan Calendar Idiocy, and all the morons to whom TIME Magazine credits for re-electing Zero.
Actually, though, the End of the World didn't happen today because that already happened on November 6th. At least for America....
Yet there are some House Pubs who aren't whimpering. Yesterday, 13 of them pushed Speaker Boehner's Plan B off a cliff. This turned even the folks at Fox into Nervous Nellies, blaring Fiscal Crisis Nears As Plan B Fails. This is a real two-fer.
First, the quicker we go over this dreaded "fiscal cliff" thing, the better. Second, this vote damages Boehner's speakership hopefully beyond repair. All it takes is 17 of the 234 House Pubs to Just Say No to Boehner on January 3rd, and he's out.
John Boehner is a nice, amicable, and competent guy. But he's the wrong guy now to be in charge of the only chance we have for fiscal sanity and reigning in Emperor Zero. There's a scene in Godfather I that every House Pub should be thinking of now.

