CINCO DE VERDAD
Today, May 5th, is known as Cinco de Drunko among college kids these days. They know it's nothing more than an excuse to get wasted on Jose Cuervo.
Cinco de Mayo is a phony tradition, a joke on los gringos, then exploited as a marketing gimmick by Mexican restaurant chains. So at TTP, our tradition on May 5th is to explain la verdad, the truth.
Which is, to begin with: Nobody in Mexico cares about May 5th. Only we, us gringos, pretend to. For if you ask just about any reveler at the nearest Pancho Villa's Cantina or some such Mexican-themed bar anywhere in the US, just what is being celebrated on May 5th, you'll get either a blank stare or "It's their July 4th " ignorance.
So first the true history of Mexico. You'll learn more about Mexico's history in ten minutes than you ever did in school or anywhere else.
Then the reality today -- the horrific truth of how treasonous Dem fascists and their useful idiot Rino masochists are using Mexico to destroy their own country.
