HALF-FULL REPORT 07/17/09
It's been busy. Non-stop travel for the past three weeks - driving 2,200 miles in California and Nevada alone - regarding my Achilles Heel Project (to be revealed at the Winning the Revolution Rendezvous in September).
On the way, Rebel and I met a lot of wonderful people who love America. I can't resist sharing with you an insight of one of them - a doctor who lives near Palm Springs, California.
As a physician, he's very observant of changes in people's dimensions. As a conservative he's noticed something about Mrs. Zero. Based on it, he has devised a scientific formula with intriguing predictive value.
He calls it the ACR, which stands for Ass Circumference Ratio. The ACR predicts that Mrs. Zero's derriere will widen or narrow corresponding with how her husband's presidency is failing or succeeding.
Notice how it's been expanding lately? That's the ACR at work. At the rate Mr. Zero's popularity ratings are heading towards the basement, it won't be long before Mrs. Zero will be a real porker. Thanks for the tip, Doc.