HALF-FULL REPORT 05/17/13
Agent Sadusky (Harvey Keitel): "And what about you?"
Ben Gates (Nicolas Cage): "I'd really love not to go to prison. I can't even describe how much I would love not to go to prison."
Agent Sadusky: "Someone's got to go to prison, son."
---National Treasure (2004)
"My question isn't about who's going to resign -- my question is who is going to jail over this scandal?"
---House Speaker John Boehner, May 15, 2013
"A few more days like this, and Obama's going to claim he was born in Kenya."
--- comedian Dennis Miller
Now, I know you all think that this week, the HFR glass is as overflowing as much as the glass in Ronald Reagan's favorite Irish joke. However, after we've yelled Bunga! Bunga! a few dozen times watching the news and mooned Zero every time we see his disgusting face on the screen, let's see if we can't discuss what's happening with a smidgeon of sobriety. I admit it won't be easy.