JOHN THE JERKOMANIAC
In her tribute to Bill Buckley, Mona Charen lauded not only what he had accomplished - a "profoundly consequential life" - but what he was as a human being: "by universal acclimation, the most gracious man on the planet."
"It was always Bill," she observed, "who rushed to get a chair for the person left standing" at a meeting. "Always Bill who reached to fill your glass" of water. "Always Bill who volunteered to give you a lift wherever you were going, insisting it was on his way."
With his usual impeccable timing, Bill Buckley chose to leave us at just the opportune time to contrast the gracious humanity of the founder of America's conservative movement with the personality of the man claiming conservatives should support his nomination for President of the United States.
The Democrat Party and its candidates, Mrs. Bill Clinton and Hussein Obambi, have the neurosis possessed by all liberals - Infantilizomania, the obsessive compulsion to treat adults as children.
The presumptive candidate of the Republican Party has a different type of neurosis - Jerkomania, the obsessive compulsion to be a jerk.
The only way for McCain to overcome this is for conservatives, when they think of him, to think of Cordell Hull.