THE WORLD’S MOST PATRIOTIC PEOPLE
Stanley, Falkland Islands. I was enjoying a pint of the local microbrewery's Peat Cutter Stout at the Globe Tavern when a Falklander on an adjacent bar stool engaged me in conversation.
"Where are you from, mate?" he asked.
"America," I replied.
"You're an American, are you? Well, I have to tell you, Yank, I think your President Obama is disgusting."
This did not elicit the response he was expecting. I raised my glass and with a huge smile across my face exclaimed, "I'll drink to that!"
Taken aback, he queried, "You Americans are supposed to believe in freedom. Why do you have a president who won't stand up for ours?"
"Because he won't stand up for our own freedom, much less anyone else's. His goal in life is to destroy our freedom, not protect it. He's a fascist interested only in expanding his power, just like the Falklands' enemy Christina Kirchner. That's why he will side with her and not with you."
He looked at me quizzically, blinked a few times, then asked, "Can I buy you a beer?"