THE MICTURATING MONKEY
For close to a half-century now, ever since his first book in 1965, The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine Flake Streamline Baby, the best writer in America has been Tom Wolfe.
He told the story of the Hippie Sixties in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test (1968) and contrasted it with the Heroes of the Sixties, the original Seven Astronauts, in The Right Stuff (1979). No one can skewer lefties with a literary rapier better than Wolfe - as he proved in his portrayal of "limousine liberals" (he coined the term) in Radical Chic (1970). His exposure of the lefty fraud of Modern Art and its nostalgie de la boue (nostalgia for the mud) in The Painted Word (1975), is breathtakingly hilarious.
He has written four novels, the first in 1987, The Bonfire of the Vanities, which was made into a movie starring Tom Hanks, Melanie Griffith, and Bruce Willis. The last is brand new, coming out less than a month ago, Back to Blood.
The "blood" isn't about gore but ethnicity, specifically the ethnic divisions between Cubans, Whites, Blacks and others in today's Miami. But it's neither the plot nor the characters that we're focusing on here, but Wolfe's tale of The Micturating Monkey - for it is of enormous relevance to conservatives. It reveals the strategy by which the Left can be defeated.
