HALF-FULL REPORT 04/01/16
Welcome to the April Fools’ HFR! Let’s get started with Being Clean Inside and Out with Royal Orchard Fruity Soap.

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The internet is awash with speculation on Trump’s campaign and Trump himself falling apart this week. I discussed it in The Trump Titanic yesterday. This morning, Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal had a very insightful and compassionate observation about Trump supporters.
This hard fact, however, has now emerged: Trump will not get the GOP nomination. You can take that to the bank.
Going geopolitical, you may want to secure an adult beverage because this is going to get engrossing. An intriguing connection between Vladimir Putin and Indiana Jones arose this week.
After the HFR Hero of the Week, we close with the funniest – and most revealing – April Fools’ story of the day

What do you see here? A group of Moslem “refugees” walking in a snowstorm headed for the German Welfare State?